I Want To Stab You With Something Rusty – Against All Authority (originally by The Criminals)

You’re bigger and faster, better than het
I had a dream last night that I stabbed you to death

You’re charming and you’re bold
You make my blood run cold
You’re not who you say you are
Something surely worse by far
I hope your score made par
You set me at ease

I don’t want to hear about your sex
In my dreams you’re stabbed in the neck
Tetanus infection locking jaw
You cannot conceive what I saw

Just so, just so lusty
I want to stab you with something rusty
Just so, just so lusty
I want to stab you with something rusty

So let’s not talk about last night
You’re an all-poison sight
All I know is that it’s not fair
But you steal our precious air
And besides cheap talk it hurts my ears
I can feel you drawing near

Just so, just so lusty
I want to stab you with something rusty
Just so, just so lusty
I want to stab you with something rusty

With just a wiggle of my nose
Giant robotic killer wasps
Descend upon your meaty frame
They only know to kill and maim

I want to stab you with something rusty
I want to stab you with something rusty
I want to stab you with something rusty
I want to stab you dead