I Was Born (A Unicorn) – The Unicorns

…Lena Horne is not a unicorn
(but she’s got a great voice)…

We’re paper scissors rock (we’re crackle pop!)
We want one-ups (not bran flakes!)
We don’t got stirrups (we got the shakes!)

I was born a unicorn
and we’ll die with wings

We’re the unicorns and we read eunuch porn
We’re the unicorns and we’re people too

Don’t you stop believing in me!

(Quartz crystals put ’em under your pillow)