If I Only Had A Brain – Judy Garland

I could while away the hours
Conferrin’ with the flowers
Consulting with the rain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain

I’d unravel every riddle
for any individ’le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you’d be thinkin’
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain

Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean’s near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d sit and think some more

I would not be just a nothin’
My head all full of stuffin’
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding a derry
If I only had a brain