Well, it’s 2:45 p.m. Wake up from snoring, open DMs Can of Red Bull by the bed Vape is charged and Snapchat’s read What’s popping? What’s popping?
She’s beauty, she’s grace She has a profile picture of an anime girl’s face Just a single message more Sends her rubbing up my ethernet cord
I wanna be the guy That you fall asleep on call with I’ll make you forget Every guy that came before me ‘Cause I like you And you like my attention Let’s skip to the good bit Let’s consummate our internet connection
I’m in love with an I’m in love with an I’m in love with an With an e-girl I’m in love with an I’m in love with an I’m in love with an With an e-girl
Mom took away my PS4 So I punched a hole through my bedroom wall I’m not aggressive I just ooze masculine passion Did you know I’ve also got depression? I’m self-diagnosed, thought I should mention I thought you could be the one to fix me
I wanna be the girl That you fall asleep on call with Meanwhile, I’ll Find other people to talk with ‘Cause you like me And I think you’re a maniac Let’s skip to the good bit Let’s completely block all contact
I’m in love with an I’m in love with an I’m in love with an With an e-girl I’m in love with an I’m in love with an I’m in love with an With an e-girl
Mom took away my PS4 I’ve said it so many times before How can I live on if I keep on collecting These every little slights and insurrections? Constant pain in every dimension My body weeps Disbelief heads suspension (I’m in love with a, with an e-girl)
I wanna be the guy That you find stalking your affections Your social media scoured You seek police interventions ‘Cause I base my Ideals on obsessive media Maybe if I act like them You’ll respond to my DMs