So you’re in love with a straight girl, I see The problem all the time is, people keep asking me, what do I do to change her mind? Absolutely nothing, cause it’s probably a waste of time After time, I see it again You got a crush, you’re in love with your straight best friend So, what can I do to change her ways? Because a straight girl will come, but a straight girl will never stay
Why, oh why, do you think it’s okay To pursue when you knew she wasn’t gay Why, oh why, are you coming to me When there’s five words, to learn Let the straight girls be
Let’s rewind to the time when you first came out When a guy would imply that he had a doubt It’s all a cycle and you’re part of it too Every group is guilty and now the blame is placed on you You should move on, it’s not happening here If she tells you that she’s straight, that doesn’t mean that she’s queer What can I do, to get it through your brain? Just don’t fall in love with the only one you can’t obtain
Why, oh why, do you think it’s okay To pursue when you knew she wasn’t gay Find the right girl for you When you’re done, the right one will, love girls too
(Don’t do it, stop, what are you doing?) (Don’t do it, stop, what are you doing?) Find the right girl for you When you’re done, the right one, will love girls too