Inside Of Every Demon – AmaLee (from “Hazbin Hotel”)
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I have a dream I’m here to tell About a wonderful, fantastic new hotel Yes, it’s one of a kind Right here in Hell Catering to a special clientele (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!)
Inside of every demon is a rainbow Inside every sinner is a shiny smile Inside of every creepy hatchet-wielding maniac Is a jolly, happy, cupcake-loving child
We can turn them ’round! They’ll be heaven-bound! With just a little time Down at the Happy Hotel!
So all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos Creepers, fuck-ups, crooks, and zeroes And downfallen superheroes, hope is here!
All of you cretins, sluts, and losers Sexual deviants, and boozers And prescription drug abusers Need not fear
Forever again We’ll cure your sin We’ll make you well You’ll feel so swell Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotel!
There’ll be no more fires And no more screams Just puppy dog kisses And cotton candy dreams And puffy-wuffy clouds You’re gonna be like “Wow!” Once you check in with me
So all your cartoon porn addictions Vegan rants, psychic predictions Ancient Roman crucifixions End right here!
All you monsters, thieves, and crazies Cannibals, and crying babies Frothing mouth that’s full of rabies Filled with cheer!
You’ll be complete! It’ll be so neat! Our service can’t be beat! You’ll be on easy street! Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel!