Isle Thing – Weird Al Yankovic (from “UHF – Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Stuff” soundtrack)By Met this fine young thingAt the local Circle KWe made a date for a half past eightAnd I said, “What the hey?”So I journeyed to her cribAnd I let myself insideThat chick was slouched down on the couchI think her brain was friedCouldn’t figure it outShe wouldn’t even look at meThen I saw her eyes, she was hypnotisedCold glued to her TV“Hey, what’s your problem baby dollLet’s have a little fling”She said, “Hey you fool, now just be coolI’m watchin’ that Gilligan’s Isle thing”Isle thingIsle thing, isle thing, isle thingWatchin’ all nightMusta, been a marathonI was bummin’, those shows kept comin’Here’s what was goin’ onThese Castaways were strandedOn this island out at seaOne of them called GilliganSo let’s name him after mHe’d mess up every rescueMan, that first mate was illin’If I was one of those CastawaysI think I’d probably kill ‘imJust about that timeTelephone began to ringShe said, “Just let it, my machine’ll getWe’re watchin’ the Gilligan’s Isle thingIsle thingShe loves that Gilligan’s Isle thingIsle thing, isle thing, isle thingPlease, baby, baby, pleaseI like the professorHe always saves their buttsHe could build a nuclear reactorFrom a clouple’ of coconutsShe said, “That guy’s a genius”I shook my head and laughedI said, “If he’s so fly, they tell me whyHe couldn’t build a lousy raft”And while we’re on the subjectI’ll tell you one thing for sureThose homeboys brought an awful lotFor just a three hour tourThen her mom came in the roomIt was kind of embarrasingShe said, “Hey you two, I was once like youAnd I loved that Gilligan’s Isle thing”Isle thingShe’d watch that Gilligan’s Isle thingPlease, baby, baby, pleaseSkipper’s in a hammockHe’s looking kinda fatHe’d throw a fit and then he’d hitOld Gilligan with his hatMrs. Hal had it goin’ onBut Mr. Hal was meanerGinger and Mary Anne could’ve usedSome funky cold medina (?)I was really diggin’ this showI didn’t know what to doIt kinda looked like I was hookedNow I’m an addict tooI know each episode by heartNow I’m the rerun kingAnd on every date we both stay up lateAnd we watch the Gilligan’s Isle thingIsle thingHasta la vista, little buddyGilligan’s Isle thing, isle thing, isle thing www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20