Jalissa’s Friends Pt.2 (Skit) – Tory Lanez (feat. Ed Sheeran)

[Jalissa:] Yeah, this nigga. Hold on, I’m ’bout to call her right now because this nigga is dead dirty. Hello?
[Jalissa’s friend:] Jalissa
[Jalissa:] Huh?
[Jalissa’s friend:] Jalissa, girl, get up
[Jalissa:] I’m up
[Jalissa’s friend:] No, for real, get up. I got some real tea for you
[Jalissa:] Okay, I’m up. What happened?
[Jalissa’s friend:] You is not gonna believe what I just heard
[Jalissa:] What you heard, bro?
[Jalissa’s friend:] This nigga, Tory
[Jalissa:] “This nigga Tory” what?
[Jalissa’s friend:] This nigga Tory is fuckin’ with your best friend
[Jalissa:] Girl, who’s my best friend?
[Jalissa’s friend:] Girl, you know who your best friend is, Keisha
[Jalissa:] No
[Jalissa’s friend:] Yes, he is. How you gonna tell me my nigga, I just got off the
[Jalissa:] How you gonna tell me?
[Jalissa’s friend:] Whatever. I’m, I’m tryna put you on
[Jalissa:] Alright, so what you heard?
[Jalissa’s friend:] I was just speakin’ to Towanda and she told me that
[Jalissa:] What?
[Jalissa’s friend:] She seen them
[Jalissa:] Seen them where?
[Jalissa’s friend:] My nigga, my nigga, at the end of the day it is what it is like. She’s fuckin’ with this nigga, you need to check her
[Jalissa:] Wait, Keisha’s downstairs right now
[Jalissa’s friend:] My nigga, what?
[Jalissa:] If she’s fuckin’ with this nigga, I’m gonna find out right now
[Jalissa’s friend:] Facts
[Jalissa:] And we gonna fuck all that shit up right now
[Jalissa’s friend:] Facts
[Jalissa:] Facts
[Jalissa’s friend:] Facts
[Jalissa:] Yeah, facts
[Jalissa’s friend:] It’s over, facts