Jesse had a treehouse in an oak Dirty magazines and some Coca Cola Never let me climb that ladder rope So I learned to spy with my telescope Hey, oh my my my Hey I got three times hollered “let me in” He said “you’re my sister, but you’re not my friend” “Here’s a password that you’ll never get” “So if you can say it, you can come on in” Hey, oh my my my Hey
Said it on the bus on the way to school Said it in my class, playing duck-duck-goose Said it on the see-saw, swings, and slide Couldn’t get the password off my mind Hey, oh my my my Hey
Mean old brother, knew I had a stutter He was hoping I’d say it wrong I got clever, right down to the letter And I turned it into a song And then I grinned Singing—
Jesse’s jaw was dropped His hobo bubble popped Just when I thought that I’d become the winner He roped down the rope And made me out a joke I ran back to mama in the kitchen cooking dinner Crying—