Last train to heaven well I caught it just in time pullin’ out of New Mexico that’s where I did my crime – I made a man swing from a necktie made of twine but they’ll never catch me cause I jumped this No. 9 – it’ll all be fine Wait a minute – stop this thing some cajun hoodoo fate – this train is loaded down gotta cargo full-O-hate I axed them where it was this speedball liner’s bound and they were laughing hyenas as they pointed to the ground – we’re going down Last train to heaven what a goddam fool I been Open up that burnin stove for a shovel full-O-sin Fear is the conductor and Confusion rings the bell All aboard the Black Diamond – express train straight to Hell