Learn To Do It – John Bolton, Derek Klena & Christy Altomare (from “Anastasia (Original Broadway Cast Recording)” soundtrack)
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[Anya:] How do you become the person you’ve forgotten you ever were?
[Vladimir:] Take a deep breath. Close your eyes, and imagine another time, another world
You were born in a palace by the sea
[Dimitry:] A palace by the sea
[Anya:] Could it be?
[Vladimir:] Yes, it’s so You rode horseback when you were only three
[Anya:] Horseback riding? Me?
[Dimitry:] Horse’s name?
[Vladimir:] Romeo You threw tantrums and terrorized the cook! Ha! How the palace shook!
[Dimitry:] Charming child
[Vladimir:] Wrote the book But you’d behave when you father gave that look
[Dimitry:] Imagine how it was Your long forgotten past
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] We’ve lots and lots to teach you and the time is going fast
[Vladimir:] Let’s see you walk. Head up! Regal bearing!
Now, shoulders back and stand up tall And do not walk, but try to float
[Anya:] I feel a little foolish Am I floating?
[Dimitry:] Like a sinking boat!
[Vladimir:] You give a bow
[Anya:] What happens now?
[Vladimir:] Your hand receives a kiss!
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] Most of all remember this:
[Vladimir:] If I can learn to do it You can learn to do it
[Dimitry:] Something in you knows it
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] There’s nothing to it!
[Vladimir:] Follow in my footsteps Shoe by shoe!
[Vladimir & Dmitry:] You can learn to do it too!
[Dimitry:] Now, elbows in and sit up straight And do not slurp the stroganoff
[Anya:] I never cared for stroganoff!
[Vladimir:] She said that like a Romanov!
[Dimitry:] The Samovar
[Vladimir:] The caviar
[Anya:] Dessert and then goodnight?
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] Not until you get this right!
[Vladimir:] If I can learn to do it
[Dimitry:] If he can learn to do it
[Vladimir:] You can learn to do it!
[Dimitry:] You can learn to do it
[Vladimir:] Pull yourself together
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] And you’ll pull through it!
[Vladimir:] Tell yourself it’s easy
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] And it’s true! You can learn to do it, too!
[Vladimir:] Who is your great-grandmother?
[Anya:] Queen Victoria
[Vladimir:] Great-great grandmother?
[Anya:] Uh… Princess Victoria of Saxe-Colburg-Saalfeld
[Vladimir:] Your best friend is?
[Anya:] My little brother, Alexei
[Dimitry:] Wrong! Your best friend?
[Anya:] I know who my best friend is!
[Dimitry:] What a temper!
[Anya:] I don’t like being contradicted!
[Dimitry:] That makes two of us!
[Vladimir:] Continuing on…
[Anya:] I’ve had it, and I hate you both I’m sorry that we ever met I’m hungry, I’m frightened And I’m only human, don’t forget! I don’t remember anything Get out and let me be!
[Vladimir:] Anya, darling, look at me We’re all frightened Well, slightly, now and then Shall we start again? Take a breath, count to ten You have courage And strength you barely know So blow that little nose And dry those pretty eyes A princess like your majesty Can do this if she tries! Ready?
[Dimitry:] Set
[Anya:] Go
[Vladimir:] Now here’s your great Aunt Olga
[Dimitry:] How she frolicked on the Volga
[Anya:] Oh!
[Vladimir:] Your distant cousin Vanya loved his vodka
[Dimitry:] Got it, Anya?
[Anya:] No!
[Vladimir:] The Duke of Oldenburgh was short!
[Dimitry:] Louise of Boden
[Anya:] Had a…
[Dimitry:] Wart!
[Vladimir:] Count Sergei
[Dimitry:] Wore a feathered hat
[Vladimir:] I hear he’s gotten very fat
[Anya:] And I recall his yellow cat!
[Vladimir:] I don’t believe we told her that
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] If you can learn to do it
[Anya:] I can learn to do it!
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] He can learn to do it
[Anya:] You can learn to do it!
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] Pull yourself together
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry:] And we’ll pull through it!
[Vladimir:] Tell yourself it’s easy
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry:] And it’s true
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] You can learn to do it
[Anya:] Nothing to it!
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry:] You can learn to do it
[Anya:] The caviar, the stroganoff, the Samovar, the feathered hat, the cousin drank, the duke was short, here a wart and there a cat. The horse’s name was Romeo, so tell me something new
[Vladimir & Dimitry:] Ha!
[Anya, Vladimir & Dimitry:] You can learn to do it, too!