Like A Surgeon – Weird Al YankovicBy I finally made it through med schoolSomehow I made it throughI’m just an internI still make a mistake or twoI was last in my classBarely passsed at the instituteNow I’m trying to avoid, yah I’m trying to avoidA malpractise suitHey, like a surgeonCuttin’ for the very first timeLike a surgeonOrgan transplants are my lineBetter give me all your gause nurseThis patient’s fading fastComplications have set inDon’t know how long he’ll lastLet me see, that I.V.Here we go – time to operateI’ll pull his indsides out, pull his insides outAnd see what he ateLike a surgeon, heyCuttin’ for the very first timeLike a surgeonHere’s a waiver for you to signWoe, woe, woeIt’s a fact – I’m a quackThe disgrace of the A.M.A.‘Cause my patients die, yah my patients dieBefore they can payLike a surgeon, heyCuttin’ for the very first timeLike a surgeonGot your kidneys on my mindLike a surgeon, ooh like a surgeonWhen I reach insideWith my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractorsOh oh, oh oh, woe, ohOoh baby, yahI can hear your heartbeatFor the very last time www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20