Never miss a ring Missed the exit some odd miles or years Turn this ship around Celebrate a romcom getting clear Die! Distance equals time We’ll test this theory in reverse Die! Everything is pears And things seem only to be getting worse Nuzzled deep in a asshole’s bosom An asshole just like me Live within my means Smuggle single servings I repress Tiny little bags Twisted, tied, filled with my loneliness Die! These mushrooms might be bad Need a hundo nannas in the sack Die! Bananas equal value Get a life before it floats away cause it ain’t ever comin’ back Like a water balloon Hurled at an unexpecting passerby I spill my guts to strangers ‘Cause it makes jeans just a little tight My heart junk wants a roll in the hay My desire clearly instagrammed Had we known of the light bridges Would not have bothered with the trams