I did a gollum sound As I licked the cobbler down Like the kid in Home Alone Tell your niece to call me Sloan While you’re eatin’ carpet toast I can steal your toe me toes I don’t need an armored clown And I don’t need a karma loan
I can knock a dry pickle with a shovel While the blindfolded leeches do a dance What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (I’m gonna sing) I don’t like to trade spit with a lover When there’s barf on his legs Who does that? What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (catapults are sick)
I’d like to cure the common cold ‘Cause some diseases don’t belong There’s seagulls on my log No testicles on my dog Sometimes I get a caramel toe No, not camel, I said caramel yo I hear a distant lump sound I bought a brazier at garment town
I can knock a dry pickle with a shovel While the blindfolded leeches do a dance What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (hop on a stick) I don’t like to trade spit with a lover When there’s barf on his legs Who does that? What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (elbows are good)
Hey kid your home’s gone (oh oh oh) Nobody sings herpes songs (oh oh oh) You gotta eat your herbs yo (oh oh oh) I’m so addicted to germ slaw (oh oh oh ooh ooh)
I can knock a dry pickle with a shovel While the blindfolded leeches do a dance What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (hippos are cute) I don’t like to trade spit with a lover When there’s barf on his legs Who does that? What makes me this lushfull, lushfull (hop on the scale)
Look it’s a zombie goat Hey, where did your arms go?