Makin’ Whoopee – Amanda Palmer

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He says he’s busy
And she says “Is he? “
He’s making whoopie

Ugh.

He doesn’t make much money
Only five thousand pounds
Some judge thinks he’s funny
Says he will give six to her
And he says “Judge, what if I fail? “
The judge says, “Bud, straight into jail
You better keep her, I think it is cheaper
Than making whoopie”