Man’s tight vest I can’t get in, can’t make a nest for myself, yeah Ooh yeah yeah yeah
I feel like a woman Yet I was born a man Wish I’d been christened Valerie Instead of Stan
In a man’s tight vest I don’t fit into this world I was born a boy But I wish I was a girl
No one understands In this skeptical land Why I walk like a girl But I talk like a man
Sometimes I feel like a pony But my feet have ten toes not hooves I have stubble on my chin And a big feminine button nose
In a man’s tight vest I don’t fit into this world I was born a boy But I wish I’d been a girl
Am I drawing you a picture? A photograph for your mind I’m shaped like a knocker On the door of mankind
Bang me once or twice (bang bang bang…) And I’ll take off the chain (bang bang bang…) I answer through the crack to Stanley But if you like you can call me Jane
I’m so terribly confused (like a swan in a wormhole) Which shoes for what dress I’m happy with my nails (even Jesus was jealous) But my hair’s a mess
Bang me on the backside Bang me on the chest I’m a woman inside a man Dirty sexy little man’s tight vest