Master Charge – Albert CollinsBy My wife has a charge cardThat I got her the other dayI owe five hundred dollarsJust, just for yesterdayI said, “Honey, here’s a presentGo out and shop aroundGet a couple o’ dressesAnd browse around downtown”She did just what I told herBought one, two or threeThen came home lookin’ sillyMakin’ goo-goo eyes at meMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardI said, “Did you get your dresses?”She said, “Yes, one or twoBut I had to get me some shoesAnd I needed some jewelry, too”She had two hundred dollar dressesThat I coulda made and I can’t sewFifty dollar pair o’ shoesAnd I thought you were so and soSaid, “What about the children?”As calmly as I couldShe said, “Honey, you’re ‘onna love themThey are pure African wood”Master charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, no, master charge, know what I’m sayin’I’ll break an’ bury her cardLet’s charge it, let’s charge it“They were two hundred dollarsAnd I paid one and a half”I just didn’t believe itSo mad I just had to laughI could see in my mindOn a horse like Paul RevereI had to check my mailboxes‘Cause these bills keep comin’ hereMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardMaster charge, master chargeI’ll break an’ bury her cardHere, run up all my billsCharge itEvery time I look around it’s, “Charge, charge”Let’s charge itAll she can say, “Let’s charge it”Master chargeOh, I have a master chargeOh, I have a Bank of America card tooMaster chargeOh, would you mind chargin’ it, please?Now look, you’re gettin’ too much on it nowYou put my charge in thatLet’s charge it www.pillowlyrics.com419786497975 88k 20