I coulda been a brain surgeon I coulda been a pharmacist I gave a shot at radio revivalist And with the boss man I never been missed
Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ What is my intelligent quotient?
I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge Or Einstein’s nemesis I coulda been the derby jockey But it’s all come down to this
Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ What is my intelligent quotient?
I coulda been Las Vegas I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce Coulda been the president of the world Coulda had Ali on the ropes Coulda had Miss August – again Coulda had Miss May – again Coulda had Miss September – again But I waited till December Man oh man
Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotient?