Meet My Standards – Old Man Saxon

I hate that everyone thinks I’m such a serious rapper all the time
‘Cause I made that song
This song’s about a girl who just wasn’t up to par

Just a hook up girl that’s all I see
Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I need
Baby meet my standards
Baby meet my standards
Listen, she was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents
Hold on bitch, meet my standards
Meet my standards
Baby meet my standards
Uhh

See I’m cruising
Across the world
I’m oozing
Game spitting
I’m choosing
Any chick I want
If she touch me then, I’m suing
Baby we ain’t on that level yet
Don’t care about your dimples
It ain’t that plain and simple
See this dick gon’ drive you mental
So I need to know how stable you is
Past relationships, maybe your kids
The darkest secrets, craziest shit
On May 18th, who was that lady you with?
If you pass the test, then maybe I’ll hit
But there’s one thing you must know
After I smash then you must go
Oh you ain’t know?

Just a hook up girl that’s all I see
Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I need
Baby meet my standards
Baby meet my standards
Listen, she was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents
Hold on bitch, meet my standards
Meet my standards
Better meet my standards

I ain’t your average
Kind of guy
I’ll get with ya
By and by
You gotta meet my standards first
Sorry, they’re kinda high
Cold blooded loving with a blunt up in the grill
She soaking up the game and she want it ’cause it’s real
She seeing what I’m packing and she wanna take it home
Call me well enough baby and leave me alone
I know what you want girl, I’m not saditty
It’s more about your mind, see it ain’t about your titties
Like how you gonna act if I don’t text back
It effect me? No I won’t let that
You gotta be cool, smoother than butter
Don’t judge what we doing around these other motherfuckers
I ain’t saying that I’ll love ya
But it will be in your best interests if you came through with a pack of Zig-Zags

‘Cause that’s what I need
Fine dime with a mind, that’s what I see
Baby meet my standards
Baby meet my standards
She was trying meet my dog and my cat and my parents
Hold on bitch, meet my standards
Meet my standards
You better meet my standards
Uhh
And I’m gone
Tryna meet my parents?
I said hold on bitch
You better meet my standards