I went to lunch with Norma Desmond Five-foot-nine of Japanese desire Things got sticky with Chinese take-out Sweet saucy noodles in casual attire
Sing along little kitty Sing along little kitty Sing along Sing along Miranda Panda
Sing along little kitty Sing along little kitty Sing along Miranda Panda
She was big, the pictures small Bound and gagged she’s the cutest pet of all When she told me, “Some girls are bitches” I didn’t know it was an admission
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along Move along Miranda Panda
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along
I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda Miranda Panda you’re the one
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along Move along Miranda Panda
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along Miranda Panda
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along Move along Miranda Panda
Move along little kitty Move along little kitty Move along Miranda Panda
I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda I can’t understand ya Miranda Panda Miranda Panda you’re the one