Wish I would have noticed sooner All that crazy in your eyes Do you practice in the mirror On that tempting crooked smile
Like that serpent in the garden You came crawling back to me Twice I ate that poisoned apple Made me sick of being Eve
Well, I’ll admit that I was wrong You said I miss you Oh, yes I do Honey, I miss you being gone
I saw that floozy you’ve been wooing On your ex-best buddies arm And I knew you’d soon be sneaking back turning on the charm
Yea well, cupid ain’t a boozer In a tavern throwing darts Do you think I walk around With a bulls-eye on my heart
Well, I’ll admit that I was wrong
You said I miss you Oh, yes I do Sugar, I miss you being gone
I miss you like Drama queens and cat fights and braces on prom night I miss you like Boy bands and cheap cologne our song as chaperones And all the other things that I’ve outgrown
Well you know you’ve got the mojo But it ain’t working me no more And I swear I won’t be checking you out when you walk out my door
Well, I’ll admit that I was wrong You said I miss you And boy you got issues Honey, I miss you being gone