My Hero!! – Zack Villere

[*whistling*]

[Mugger:]
Where you going kid? Turn ’em loose!

[Kid:]
Dude, please, please just put me down! Put me down! What I c-C’mon I gotta get home man! What’s the deal. C’mon don’t hurt me, please man, please don’t hurt me

[Mugger:]
Empty your friction’ pockets!

[Kid:]
Please man please no! C’mon I don’t have any money! No I’m just a- I’m just a kid man, I just have a couple of bucks for lunch man please don’t hurt me please

[Mugger:]
No money? Look at those friction’ shoes you got wearin’!

[Kid:]
They’re just my Jordan 3’s man please don’t take these. C’mon, I just gotta get home man, I just- I ne-

[Mugger:]
Alright you can keep your frickin’ shoes, just gimme that wallet!

[Kid:]
Alright fine here

[Mugger:]
Pull it out!

[Kid:]
Okay! Just take it! y’know leave me alone

[*superhero flying noises*]

[*kid gasps*]

[Superhero:]
Hey, leave him alone

[Zack:]
Hey