Theres a lot of swearing on these songs isn’t there I mean like you know my mother can’t even listen to the song anymore There’s too much swearing in here Thing is right my nephew Carl he’s only like six or something or seven or fourteen And he can’t play it in the car and his mother gets all upset Why don’t we do a song with no swearing in it What like a song with no swearing Yeah like a song with no swearing in it You know don’t fucking swear Alright
I use to be a mother puffin fool Swearing like I was in primary school Clucking bell my tongue was so sharp All the cuss words I’m like wholly carp I was massive Fragile Rock Coz I was trying to show off I was trying to shock I thought what the helicopter now I see It’s just a load of sugar honey ice tea I think peas and rice back in the day When I think of all the words that I use to say You can tell you mum I don’t give a flying duck I ain’t gonna curse so turn this snap up
So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there’s no swearing Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there ain’t no swearing
No middle fingers no flicking Vs No references involving cheese Won’t be saying words that rhyme with sponge That start with CLU and end in UNGE It’s more than just not swearing People need to be more caring and sharing So when it comes to swearing give it a pass I don’t give a fire truck you can kiss my grass Snoop Dogg M and M and Little Wayne Shut the front door let me explain Stop cussing yo don’t be a schmuck When it comes to Gangster Rap I don’t give a Donald Duck Mister T would have called you a suck and Die Hard Yippee ki yay mother trucker Control your language for fox cakes Holy guacamole put on the breaks
So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there’s no swearing Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there ain’t no swearing
I know the B words I know the T word I know both the C words I know all the F words Is there one that begins with L
If you don’t want to hear the F bomb going boom Start giving a shiitake mushrooms Don’t be a son of a biscuit you know what to do If I hear you swear I’m gonna say yuk foo Holy spit cut out the swears Your not a celebrity chef it’s not kitchen nightmares Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring But just remember there’s no swearing Rap and Grime could be to blame Full of Fs and Ss just to profane Apparently Michael Jackson never swore But would you let him baby sit your kids I’m not sure Don’t be a Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Your lying if you said you heard Will Smith swear Dagnabbit he’ll be saying oh snap Coz there ain’t no swear word in this rap
So turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there’s no swearing Turn up the bass till the stereo’s blaring Just remember there ain’t no swearing
I don’t I had to I gave up swearing like Coz people got upset like Coz I do it all the time like I don’t do much now Just when I watch celebrity Crystal Maze on the TV