I’m at my local Winn-Dixie Feelin’ kinda risky ‘Cause I forgot my surgical mask And it seems the town is with me ‘Cause, man, the looks are shifty I get from every person I pass (yup, sorry)
I’m just here to stock up on spirits And get a few things for my home So please can someone tell me Why all the toilet paper’s gone?
This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste, yeah Yeah, this ain’t no time to be sober
I’ve had my fill of Zoom meetings Emotional eatings Since five o’ clock arrivin’ round noon (it’s stone time) And I swear this paranoia Man, it can destroy ya Every time I cough, I swear that I’m through
I’m like six feet from my sanity Just tryin’ to get back And figure out why Carole Baskin Fed her husband to that cat (oh, man)
This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste, yeah This ain’t no time to be sober
I used to crack a beer and throw on the CMT But now I’m sippin’ vodka with the CDC, and
This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober This ain’t no time to be sober There’s a time and a place To hide your face And I’ve got nothin’ but time to waste, yeah This ain’t no time to be sober I do believe we should share cheer But I’ll do mine from over here, and This ain’t no time to be sober I can’t wait till it’s over