Normal Boy – Ylvis

Since I was a little boy I’ve been on the road
I’ve always been a superstar
Parties, models, swimming pools. Never went to elementary school
And now I don’t know who I are

Can it be there’s another life out there
Where girls don’t send me pictures of their tits?
Yes, I dream about a quiet, simple life
No limos, no blow jobs, no fans, no Billboard hits

One day I’m gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I’m gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal house. Normal car
Normal espresso machine
Can’t wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy

I could have been a butcher. Butching all day long
Or the guy who drives that long, long crowded car
Or maybe a construction man in a giant yellow construction van
With fancy sticks and wheels and handlebars

Yes, I feel this is the perfect life for me
So much better than crying in hotels
I don’t need my luxurious shitting chair
I can shit in bags like everybody else

One day I’m gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I’m gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy
Normal hat. Normal bike
Normal flat screen TV
Can’t wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy

One day I’m gonna be an average, boring, ordinary
Normal boy
I’m gonna be an unattractive, nerdy, poor and stupid
Normal boy

Normal boy
I just wanna be a normal boy
Can’t wait to be an ugly, tone dead, uncoordinated
Normal boy