Oh, there’s a Bentley A house in Chelsea There’s a myriad o’ things that you can get me A little pony, A bunch of Tonys Oh, the things that you could do for me
Oh, Santa, oh, Santa I know that you deliver everything I’m after But you don’t need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss for me
Oh, a jacuzzi, Oh, that’ll do me With a bubble bath and back rub with Clooney Oh an elixir, A super fixer Oh, the things that you could do for me
Oh, Santa, oh, Santa I know that you deliver everything I’m after But you don’t need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss for me
Oh, Santa Well, yeah, there’s a few things on my list Few things I’d like But there’s not a lot that I—I really need. Or maybe?
Oh, a tiara, a baby llama A private dinner with president Obama A trip to outer space To get off my face Oh, the things that you could do for me
Oh, Santa, oh, Santa I know that you deliver everything I’m after But you don’t need to read another Christmas list Oh, I know you got better things to do than this Oh, you don’t need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss for me