“Oh-Umm” – Frank Zappa

[Gilly:] Ohh. Umm. Hmm.
[Girl #1:] That’s how long I’ve been here. I’ve been here ever since, ever since it got dark I’ve been here.
[Louis:] How did you get in my home? This is my piano. How did you get in here?
[Motorhead:] I thought it was my piano.
[Louis:] It’s mine.
[Roy:] Since when?
[Louis:] Since about 10 years ago its mine.
[Roy:] You sure?
[Louis:] Yes, positively.
[Roy:] No, it was mine.
[Louis:] This is a small place, you must be blind you know.
[Motorhead:] Where were you at?
[Roy:] Could have been one nine . . . No, it couldn’t have been one-nine-oh . . .
[Louis:] It couldn’t have been any more . . . How about try, just try ‘G’ . . .
[Roy:] How did you happen to get in here?
[Louis:] My mother said to me “You’re a bad boy, Louis the Turkey. You’d better, you’d you you you’d better go on ‘E’ and stay on ‘E’ and you’ll never see the world . . . you’re a bad boy ’cause you you went to the bathroom on the floor!” you know?
[Motorhead:] Did they make you clean it up?
[Louis:] No, they made me eat it.
[Roy:] Ooh.