one little favor – samsa

We’ve been dating for a year and a half now
It’s time I spoke about the way that I feel
And yes, I think about the future we’ll have but
How can I be certain your love for me is real

Girl, I’m ready to commit, to get closer
I’m dropping hints, I’ve got the question rehearsed
But there’s one little thing I’ve got to get over
There’s just one little favor you’ve got to do me first

And if you let me, baby,
You can start the countdown

All you’ve gotta do for me, my darling
Is follow me on SoundCloud

It’s been weeks since when I first popped the question
Pulled the ring out and then spoke from the heart
You were sobbing and I don’t think that you heard me
Don’t think that you realized my proposal had two parts

Now we’re walking hand in hand to the altar
I’ve gotta tell you, you look perfect in that dress
And yes, I love you babe, in sickness and in health but
Before I say “I do” to you, I’ve got one last request

N’ I’m so happy, babe
To have you as my spouse now

But first, before our vows you’ve gotta vow to me
You’ll follow me on SoundCloud

So we did it, took the plunge into wedlock
You were waiting till’ the both of us got married
Let’s get consummating, I could make your bed rock
But first, just pull your phone out, girl, before I pop your cherry

And if you let me baby, I could bring the house down
Yes, I’ll take you to pound town
But in the name of love, amor
I’ve got a shameless plug before
I plug you
Just follow me on SoundCloud

And don’t act like you’re blameless
Like you’re beyond my reproach
How much fucking work does it take to make a single playlist
Or throw me a repost

I still remember when I fell for you, your smile
Resembled that of Aphrodite’s, I wished I could call you mine
Forever, now we’re man and wife and we’ve made vows and walked the aisle
I’d never thought that me and you would be here, soon to raise a child
Together, I know this is special, we’ve put in nine months of time
And effort, so before your water breaks I’ve just got one last final question
All I need’s your SoundCloud information, you can type the letters
Babe, I know you’re close just hold your labor off till I press enter

And you see that orange button?
There’s no need to be reluctant
All you’ve gotta do is click the mouse down
It would mean so much to me, my baby
If you followed me on SoundCloud

(It’s a click, it’s a fucking click!)