Freshman year. Everything’s beautiful People are all really good, you know Sophomore year. Rocky Horror Picture Show Who are you? Do you even know? Suddenly, you’re a vegan And everything is “Anarchy in the USA!”
You’re a one-semester lesbian Being queer is so this year For a one-semester lesbian But it ain’t gonna last, I fear If a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick Comes to get his kicks I predict, you will ditch and Make the switch
Making out in the stalls at school Kissing girls on the lips was cool Friday night there’s a party up at Flo’s But you’re going with a guy named Joe
You were a one-semester lesbian Loving gays was just a phase For the one-semester lesbian Barely lasted eighty days Till a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick Came to get his kicks You got your fix and made the switch Back to dating pricks
For my friend the tomboy Oh, this was a crime You took my friend for a ride You treated her like an experiment Did you know how much to her you meant?
You were a one-semester lesbian Being queer was so last year For a one-semester lesbian And it just couldn’t last I fear A one-semester lesbian Being queer is so last year For this one-semester lesbian And it just couldn’t last, no it just couldn’t last Till a Harry, John, Thomas, or Dick Came to get his kicks You got your fix and made the switch Back to dating pricks