I want to tell you, I might as well do About a girl I met back in May Her name is Rita and you should see her And she goes Ooh wakka doo wakka day
She’s got a brother like any other Who got his nose caught inside a gate And when they freed him, it so relieved him He just went Ooh wakka doo wakka day
You wouldn’t think to look at me That I was strong But underneath it all, I really am And just to prove it, why; Only the other day I picked a needle up with one hand
Now, up in Bradford a chap named Radford While taking part in a local play Was intercepted and then suspected Of going Ooh wakka doo wakka day
Hey, hey…
Who’s that lady I saw you with? It was not your wife It looked to me suspiciously Like someone I have never seen before in my life
Doo-doo doo-di-doo …
It’s not suprising when you come to think of it Just what it is that makes people swear You only have to sing about bleepin’ thing And there’ll be bleeping ev’ry-bleeping-where
Now, if you love me, you’re not above me And if you don’t, well, what can I say Except we’ll see when you come to tea, then You can go Ooh wakka doo wakka Ooh wakka doo wakka Ooh Wakka doo Wakka day