She’s my little orthodontist girl Living in a sterile world Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh Backlit rubber glove, paper mask love She’s my little ortho girl Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Your eyes Like two drinks of water and I’m thirsty baby I dream about what your mouth looks like You must have perfect teeth With your mask on, your lips Well they could be big or they could be small Well I don’t care at all Whoa-oh-oh
And I can’t talk ’cause the doctor’s doing something in my mouth
She’s my little orthodontist girl Living in a sterile world Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh Backlit rubber glove, paper mask love She’s my little ortho girl Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
Your hand in my mouth holding that tiny vacuum thingy I hope my tongue doesn’t accidentally touch your fingers ‘Cause that would be weird (“I’m sorry ’bout that, sir”) (“That’s okay”) Yet with your glove on, it’s like you’re inside me Yeah, that turns me on Ooh, that turns me on
She’s my little orthodontist girl Living in a sterile world Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh Backlit rubber glove, paper mask love She’s my little ortho girl Whoa-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh