Ooo the lady in red, well she’s driving me mad Her very first offense was just looking at me But that second glance was a felony Oh the lady’s so fine, but I think it’s a crime She’s just too much for a man like me They’d better lock her away and throw out the key
[Chorus:] There oughta be a law Against a girl like you Oughta be a law Against the things you do Oughta be a law For breaking hearts in two There oughta be a law against a girl like you
Oh the lady is cool and she’s breaking the rules If only looks could kill, she’d be killing me Guilty, murder one in the first degree Oh the lady’s unkind, she’s got me doin’ time She’s just too much for a man like me They’d better lock her away and throw out the key
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Y’know, I’m gonna take ya downtown Strip ya down and throw it in the slammer, baby I’m gonna throw the book at you, girl Stick ’em up!