I’m the peaches man I smuggle ’round peaches in artery cans Some people get real grumpy and mean I regret I bought those jaguar fleas There’s a lint scraper over my stove if I needed one Only needed one time when the lint got on These peaches Yes, it was a real crummy night I know a barber you would like
Mr. Peach Man where did you go? Peach supplies are running low Wish that they were easier to grow I got a new batch coming in soon I gotta pickle ’em and then I’ll get ’em to you Better peaches than anyone that you know
You’re the only peach seller we know So that isn’t saying much But if you bring your wares around the habitat Then you would sell a bunch This peach shortage sucks
Peaches Man, where are you? Mr. Peach Man, where did you go? Peach supplies are running low Wish that they were easier to grow I got a new batch (Where are the peaches?) Coming in soon (Give us the peaches) I’ll get ’em to you (Where are the peaches, man?)
Peaches for sale Prices are high Peaches for sale Six for an eye