Phone Skit – Yelawolf

[Yelawolf:]
Yes, sir! This is Yelawolf and your stereo has been taken over! The phone is ringing off the hook, holy shit! Imma take a few of these calls and somebody get Chainsaw some water, he’s kinda looking pale over there

[Caller #1:] Aight, ma, aight. There- there- this shit is awesome-

[Yelawolf:] Yeah!

[Caller #1:] I mean I like 2Pac, I like snoop

[Yelawolf:] Yeah, that’s what’s up

[Caller #1:] So, my initiative is rad up my nerve bro-

[Yelawolf:] Ay, you can’t cuss on the radio buddy

[Caller #1:] Al- Alright, yo keep racking the-

[Yelawolf:] BUT FUCK IT! Calling number two, Your own-!

[Caller #2:] [*gibberish*]

[Yelawolf:] Wrong number! Calling number three you’re live

[Mark Warheimer:] Hey, Yelawolf! nice stuff man

[Yelawolf:] What up Richie! ‘Preciate it

[Mark Warheimer:] My name is Mark Warheimer with Warner Brother Records

[Yelawolf:] What up Marky! Marky everybody!

[Mark Warheimer:]
Hey, everybody, hey! Hey, look I’d like to fly out to LA next week for a sit down with the president-

[Yelawolf:] Oh man!

[Mark Warheimer:] How does that sound?

[Yelawolf:] Look Mark, do you sing?

[Mark Warheimer:] No

[Yelawolf:] Do you rap?

[Mark Warheimer:] nuh-uh

[Yelawolf:] Do you own a skateboard?

[Mark Warheimer:] Of course not!

[Yelawolf:] Guess what buddy?

[Mark Warheimer:] We’re in business?

[Yelawolf:]
You’re fired! What is up with them dudes man? Anyway we’re back and this is my very own version of Greg Kihn’s breakup song. Ideal our time, let’s rock!