Yeah thats right one time This is how we do it in the NPT Mother Hubbard
One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go
Wiggity wiggity wiggity wiggity walking down the street To the shops to get me something to eat I’m wearing my pigitty pigitty pigitty pigitty jams Coz I don’t give a fuck and I don’t give a damn Thats how we roll in the NPT When you going down the shops coz you’ve run out of tea Looking really fly in my onesie And I take my teddy bear for company
One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go
I get up and I’m straight out the door Coz I got no shame I don’t care no more I only want beer and a microwave meal I don’t know what the fuss is or the big deal It’s not like Im shopping in the nude I just want some Rizlas and dog food Some people want a selfie some people throwing shade Coz I’m dressed as a unicorn buying lemonade
Like is a catwalk so put on what you feel If you want to wear pyjamas then it ain’t no fucking deal I wears them on the school run the missus is ashamed Not because they’re PJs but because they’re stained
Last week I wore my PJs all day To the job centre then to get a take away I gets up late I haven’t got dressed So I’m shopping in my PJs at the Baneswell Express
One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go
If I was on a Stag do dressed as David Hasselhoff Or and adult baby you wouldn’t even scoff Wearing a snorkel flippers or dressed like Robocop When you seen me by the milks you wouldn’t even stop Or dressed like Jimmy Savile or other well known pedophiles You wouldn’t bat an eyelid when you seen me in the isles But when you see me in my PJs by the frozen goods You got me banned from all the local shops in the neighbourhoods
Once upon a time well right now yo I wear my pyjamas and live life slow Where laws are stern and justice is good So I can’t wear my PJs to the shops in Beachwood
But it should be my choice if I want to get dressed Or stay in my jim jams when I’m buying chicken breast Your just mega jells don’t get annoyed I bet you wish you were stoned and unemployed
Just hit the west side of the NPT Gonna get a scratch card for the lottery Got my slippers on think I’m going down To the Bansewell Express in my dressing gown
One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go One two three to the four I wear my Pyjamas when I goes down the store Put on my slippers walk out the front door It’s the GLC everybody lets go