Doctors brought us into this world as babies Doctors take good care of your grandma Doctors always give you an old lollipop After hitting your knee with a hammer
Nurses slap your arm ’til they find a good vein They wear crocs and they tell you the truth Nurses give you ice packs and pain medication While your doctor is smokin’ on the roof
Doctors and nurses will save us from this mess if we give them the supplies that they need And I hope they save us soon ’cause I’m feelin’ really sick of my family
If you’re a nerd, a doctor can give you a note So durin’ gym class you don’t have to run the mile School nurses give the older, richer, stinky kids So they’re a little less stinky for a while
God bless Italian doctors in Italy And all the Spanish doctors in Spain And God bless Chinese doctors in China And also Chinese doctors in America
We gotta build some better laters and make up more mass We gotta do it now, so let’s all come together I’m teachin’ math to my kids and that can’t be good for America
Stay home as much as you can Make sure to wash your hands To make this damn thing go away! We love you, doctors and nurses You’re savin’ lives everyday Find a cure for this s… ‘Cause I really, really miss huggin’ my mailman