Walked up in the club like what up I’m in my overalls Shit boots on, man I’m sweatin’ can’t see non of ya’ll Got a new hair do, and my trooper shades too When these rednecks hit the club There ain’t no tellin’ what we’ll do
What we’ll do, what we’ll do Cause we don’t know just what to do See we just came up out the woods We ain’t familiar with these roots What we’ll do, what we’ll do See we don’t know know just what to do See we just came up out the woods A couple roosters flew the coop
Oh boy, hot damn, shit fire, save the matches Throw these rednecks in the club There ain’t no tellin’ what could happen I am gone with the wind Jim Beam runnin’ through my system Made a couple new friends Said they brought the homegrown with em’ Me and big John ate some mushrooms I can’t feel my darn heart My head spinnin’ so damn fast I think I’m Dale Earnheart Hope I don’t crash, gasp I think I just seen his ghost Raise that beer can in my hand Then I give the man a toast Seein’ shit that isn’t there Hell I guess I’m toastin’ air While wonder boys buyin’ ladies drinks like he don’t even care Lil Wyte’s off in the corner eatin’ molly’s by the gram Fat Tarr’s in the parkin’ lot actin’ like Yosemite Sam Goin ham, oink, oink, hope nobody calls the cops I think this honey wants to boink If my girl finds out we both get shot Better hop outta here I think we mighta over done, too much fun Better hit the waffle house and sober up
Walk up in he club like what up I’m in my overalls Shit boots on, man I’m sweatin’ can’t see non of ya’ll Got a new hair do, and my trooper shades too When these rednecks hit the club There ain’t no tellin’ what we’ll do
What we’ll do what we’ll do Cause we don’t know just what to do See we just came up out the woods We ain’t familiar with these roots What we’ll do, what we’ll do See we don’t know know just what to do We just came up out the woods A couple roosters flew the coop
What the shit, went to piss Ran into a glory hole, what kinda club is this Just got here, now I wanna go Good thing I got real drunk Fore’ we even left the house Took a drink of moonshine I had that fire in my mouth!
(WOO! Here I come… there I go…) Watch me blow a big cloud of stinky diesel smoke (Here I come… there I go…) Watch me blow a big cloud of stinky diesel smoke
I been up in here bout a minute, think I feel real drunk Imma get five shots of jack then I’m gon’ see just what is up Imma get three Jager-bombs and all at once I’ll turn em’ up No I will not leave a tip, cause I just spent my last buck But I will go, get a dip, I will pack it in my lip And on the way out the door on that floor I might spit Got the tiller gang ridin’ with me And I’m drunk as cootie brown Ain’t been good with them gloves But I been great with that Crown… (Crown, Crown… Crown, Crown… Great with that Crown)
What we’ll do! what we’ll do! Cause we don’t know just what to do See we just came up out the woods We ain’t familiar with these rules What we’ll do, what we’ll do See we don’t know know just what to do We just came up out the woods A couple roosters flew the coop What we’ll do! what we’ll do ‘Cause we don’t know just what to do See we just came up out the woods We ain’t familiar with these rules What we’ll do, what we’ll do See we don’t know know just what to do We just came up out the woods A couple roosters flew the coop