Hey old man, how many times we gotta tell you We don’t want a number, where you been so long? Hey girl, come on over That’ll be just fine
If it ain’t workin’, take a whiz on the world An entire nation drinkin’ from a dirty truck My best friend’s long gone But I got runner ups, yeah
When I walk in, my head is practically dragging Yeah, and all I ever see is just a whole lot of dirt My whole life’s been one long running gag Two packs of red apples for the long ride home
Well you know, baby
See you walking till you took a wrong way train Then you sat down and couldn’t get up
My best friend’s long gone But I got runner ups
I don’t know if it’s real but it’s how I feel Don’t if you really came but I feel dumb in asking You should have been an actor, she’s so domineering Take two eyed gold earrings for your troubles, man
Visibly dark points of future in a faze Instead of standing, I’m running around The sharpest tool in school doesn’t know what’s up
My best friend’s long gone But I got runner ups, yeah