Calling all cars, calling all cars There’s a gangsta on the loose He is very heavily armed and legged And considered extremely dangerous If you should happen to see him on your way home Do not try to apprehend I repeat, do not try to apprehend Simply say “it’s cool”
Would the real Slim Shady please stand up And tell these muthafuckers why I got signed Cause I’m on the verge of slapping one of these white boys Out here tryna imitate my grind And if you feel offended when I say that Fuck you, say something back What do I gotta lose, I’m already the underdog Why wouldn’t I give you the opportunity to rap Fuck boy, I’m harder than ya momma’s fuck toy And she’s still bitching I’m sicker than a chicken sitting in shit Sticking itself with a syringe in a Japanese kitchen, get some I got the kinky bitch, get crumbs Yeah here the Shady clique come They say I’m a dick head Well it fits why Cause I’ma fuck this pussy ass game up til she gets numb Many of any styles that I pick from Fuck it just give me kick drums Cause Yelawolf ain’t a rapper, I’m a cataclysmic Culturally offensive don’t give a shit bum It’s done So put ya money on a ‘Bama boy 20 West of Atlanta boy You wanna ride in my lane prepare for the 18 wheeler Get a grip on the bicycle handle bar
All the girls I meet Are falling down them stairs Said gettin themselves together They gettin themselves together (That’s why they call me) Gangsta of Love Yelawolf and I On top don’t wonder why Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me (Gangsta of love) Feet on the ground Head in the sky Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me
Hold up, my God Let me pull the Chevrolet out the garage I’m killin em A to Z lately, KP You might get a hicky from Nicki Minaj Fuck em all with a sandpaper dick I dare anybody to come match to this You couldn’t hold a flame to my name bitch I wouldn’t even let you hold a bic to my cancerous stick? I’m treating rappers like loose change the shoe string belts that I lost in the cracks of my couch Like I didn’t even know I had that Until you made it obvious you bit when I came out Oh you want some of the south shit? Well let me show you what the south is You into sucking dick Well I’m into getting rich buddy We could make a good team Put your money where your mouth is
All the girls I meet Are falling down them stairs Said gettin themselves together They gettin themselves together (That’s why they call me) Gangsta of Love Yelawolf and I On top don’t wonder why Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me (Gangsta of love) Feet on the ground Head in the sky Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me
I roll out in a t-top two seater Looking like an American missile seeker Got back pack packs in my dungerees Yeah I’mma light a fuse under the disbeliever Say you don’t give a shit good Cause I don’t give two shits neither You better let it go, I’m already at your funeral Walking with a rose like Wiz Khalifa Yessir, I’m bonafied I’mma go ahead and live cause I know I’m gonna die And if you wanna live baby get up in the whip I don’t know what I can give but I know I’m gonna try Whatever it is girl you know I’m gonna vibe But you know that’s a fib yeah, you know that’s a lie What if I buy you drive through popeyes? Tell me do you want it grilled or do you want it fried? I’m doing this like I knew I would And you did too, so you knew I did If I never got a co-sign I’ll be at your throat Cuz I’m dope and it don’t matter who I’m with Reppin’ that area code 256 White trash girls wink with blue eyelids Because they know Yelawolf can’t be fucked with But it don’t take an asshole to see that shit
All the girls I meet Are falling down them stairs Said gettin themselves together They gettin themselves together (That’s why they call me) Gangsta of Love Yelawolf and I On top don’t wonder why Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me (Gangsta of love) Feet on the ground Head in the sky Cause I rock and roll Stop drop and roll That’s why they call me