Shower – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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Here we go.
Yeah. Shoop! [cheering] ([woman:] I love you!) I am a grown man [laughter] Pissing in the shower in my house Yes, I am a grown man Pissing in the shower in my house I have no respect for my family My kids will take a bath in here today I know I should go to the toilet But the toilet is too far The toilet is too far away [cheers and applause] I said the toilet is too far The toilet is too far Once when I was drunk, I… Took a piss in the kitchen sink [laughter] But I prefer the shower My wife’s loofah is starting to stink [laughter] When my kids go to school in the morning They smell like they’re soaking in piss [laughter] Sometimes before I shower ([man:] Sometimes before I shower) I eat some asparagus [laughter] I am an animal I am a destroyer [cheering] They caught me pissing In my neighbor’s pool [laughter] And now I have to get a lawyer It was worth it [cheering]