Silly Sam, what a man, not a fan, oh yeah damn You play so many games Tic-tac-toe, Mario Dominoes, and Uno
If you play your cards right, it’ll be alright And if you don’t you’re in Trouble for Life
Sorry don’t live here, it ain’t sincere Patty cake, Patty Cake, fuck Patty, Patty fake Get a Clue, Guess Who, yes you, that’s who Checkers, Chess too, player one, I’m a player too
Silly Sam, what a man, not a fan, oh yeah damn You play so many games Tic-tac-toe, Mario (and Luigi)