Smoke a blunt I love to smoke a blunt man Hey man you know, my white homies ask me Do you like uh, bongs or blunts? I tell ’em blunts, cause I get pulled over all the time I can’t be throwin’ bongs out the window, you know what I mean
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Then let it go
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Then let it go
I love smoking weed all by myself Don’t have to pass it to no one else I hit my blunt Anytime I want Got so much weed I don’t have to hunt
I don’t get hyper I don’t get crunk I do get high I do get drunk
Once I’m high and I’m high no doubt I grab my ashtray and put my cigar out Once my high is gone with the wind I grab my lighter then I flick then I again
Briefly take a chronic break Weed headache Big mistake I’m high so I put my blunt down Turn up my music and dance all around
I can’t hear the phone I can’t hear the door I never leave home ‘less It’s time to school
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go
I remember when I started smokin weed Pickin’ out the stems and the seeds I didn’t have enough to buy me a beer My homeboy told me to hit this here
I grabbed the blunt I took a hit I thought to myself “I like this shit” It’s better than beer So analyze this I don’t have to go take a piss
I don’t know how to roll But the people I roll with Know how to roll blunts like a pole
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go Hahah
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hahahah Hold a smoke, uh Now let it goo Hahahah uhh haha uhh
Drivin’ cross country through Minnesota State fuckin’ trooper straight pulled me over He said I was drivin’ fast as hell He took a deep breath and asked “what’s that smell?” I knew I was busted, at this point So I handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint
He looked at it once, He looked at it twice, He told me, “you roll your joints real nice”
Afroman don’t give a fuck Light that blunt and get stupid stuff Smokin’ to me is so much fun People bitch cause I don’t get nothin’ done
If you are a little kid Please don’t do the things I did Anti-drug message? Let me see… Don’t smoke weed Give it to me!
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go
Smoke a blunt Nice and slow Hold the smoke Now let it go