So Hip It Hurts – ABC

Do you remember when men wore skirts? – so hip!
In kipper ties like jealous flirts – so hip!
In calico and in brocade shirts – so hip it hurts!

Do you remember when girls wore slacks? – so hip!
Traffic stops, men get heart attacks – so hip!
Seems so strange that they took it like that – so hip it hurts!

He’s so hip – so hip it…
She’s so hip – so hip it…
They’re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it…

Whose the girl with the kinski eyes? – so hot!
They kind of face you could idolise – so what!
The kind of shape that gets advertised – so hip it hurts!

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey
I’ll admit even though it hurts me
She’d squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts!

He’s so hip – so hip it…
She’s so hip – so hip it…
They’re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it…

He’s so hip – so hip it…
She’s so hip – so hip it…
They’re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it…

He’s so hip – so hip it…
She’s so hip – so hip it…
They’re so hip – so hip it hurts!
So hip it hurts!
So hip it…