Nicotine turns your lungs black A steak will make you have a heart attack Hard liquors hard on the liver it will put you in the ground Gotta watch out for those UV rays A good bar fight will get you shot these days They’ll pull a gun better bite your tongue if you plan on stickin’ round
There’s a mile long list of things that’ll get you killed If one don’t get you the other one will
So I’m gonna smoke that cigar when there’s cause to celebrate I’m gonna drink what I wanna drink Eat something I can taste Gonna live it up til they lay me down and throw dirt on my grave Cause somethings gonna kill me Somethings gonna kill me someday anyway
Granddad lived til he was ninety-five Took a nip and a pinch everyday of his life He’d smoke a pack and break his back out in that red hot sun Got a buddy who did the low fat deal six miles a day on his treadmill He fell flat on his back at the age of forty-one The good Lords the only one who’s runnin’ the show Oh were all gonna go when were gonna go
So I’m gonna smoke that cigar when there’s cause to celebrate I’m gonna drink what I wanna drink Eat something I can taste Gonna live it up til they lay me down and throw dirt on my grave Cause somethings gonna kill me Somethings gonna kill me someday Anyway
I’m gonna smoke that cigar when there’s cause to celebrate I’m gonna drink what I wanna drink Eat something I can taste Gonna live it up til they lay me down and throw dirt on my grave Cause somethings gonna kill me Somethings gonna kill me Somethings gonna kill me someday Anyway