Station 69 – Adam Sandler (from “100% Fresh” soundtrack)
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That’s my baby. That’s my baby. Oh, Sandman. That’s too much.
Mmm It’s awfully cold in outer space today The earth is just a tiny speck A million miles away I’m floating through the darkness There’s nothing much to see And a Cosmonaut named Yuri Is the only one with me [laughter] Mmm Now we’re in zero gravity Just spinning round and round The next thing you know I’m right side up And Yuri’s upside down My penis accidentally goes In his mouth [laughter] His penis accidentally goes in mine [laughter] Yes, it’s just another accident On Station 69 [laughter]
Ladies and gentlemen… Yuri. [cheers and applause] Hello, people of Earth. [cheering and whistling]
It’s awfully cold In outer space tonight
Yes.
I sent a message back to Earth To tell them we’re all right, yes I check the telescopes And look for instruments to fix [laughter] But my favorite part of space Is when we suck each other’s dicks
Absolutely.
We’re spinning around in circles And it feels very nice When we kiss each other’s penis tips It seems like paradise We’re travelling in light speed
Yes.
It’s an intergalactic ride Well, we used to have a monkey
Remember?
But I fucked it till it died
Yes, yes.
Yes, we’re in zero gravity Just spinning round and round The next thing you know I’m right-side up And I am upside down [cheering and whistling] He accidentally puts his penis In my mouth And he puts his penis in mine [laughter] Yes, it’s just another accident It’s just another thing That on purpose I did [laughter] It’s… It’s just… [laughs] It’s just another afternoon [both] On Station 69 [cheers and applause]
Go! Go back! Go back to space! Get out of here! Take him away! [laughs] What are you doing? Help him.