(In complete contrast, a pop song, and a pop singer. In a different way, this has its own magic. The magic of an accompaniment, tailor-made in the fashion of today. For this occasion, this singer, and this song)
You have been placed in a queue But your call is valuable It’s very valuable We hope this doesn’t inconvenience you Because you’re valuable You’re so very valuable!
If you wish to make a complaint We can handle it, we’re well prepared to handle it Of course you may have to wait But that’s understandable Isn’t that understandable?
Don’t ask me, I just work here man Don’t ask me, I just work here man
(It sounds to me like you need help!) We’re very good to you I hope you know we’re good to you (Let me put you through to someone else) They’ll know just what to do! I’m sorry, I can’t help you
Don’t ask me, I just work here man [x4] (Work here man) Don’t ask me, I just work here man Don’t ask me, I just work here man Oh don’t ask me, I just work here man (I just work here man)
[Person dials 1223] [Computer:] Directory assistance [Person:] Hi, could I please speak to Miss… [Computer:] What name please? [Person:] Oh, shit [Computer:] I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that [Person:] Just put me through [Computer:] I’m sorry, yes or no, did you request Melbourne Zoo? [Person:] No, you bitch [Computer:] Please hold, and an operator will complete your request [Music] [Person:] Oh, fuck it [Hangs Up]
Why don’t you fill out a form? We can’t get back to you Of course we can’t get back to you But rest assured, we’ll take your comments on board Your thoughts make change!
Thanks for your time [x4]
Thanks for your time (Don’t ask me, I just work here man) Thanks for your time (Don’t ask me, I just work here man) Thanks for your time (Don’t ask me, I just work here man)
…Let’s spend some time together, we’ll save you money… [Record scratch]