How the fuck he got an Oscar? Passed out in his red Mazda With his fucking head in his pasta In the parking lot of k-mart plaza Across from the red lobster Looking like the Lochness monster Dressed like a cross-dressed mobster Talk is cheap it costs less to gossip I’d probably be a lot less Hostile if you snots kept your shnozzes out the airholes Or get fucked in all seven holes Ass, mouth, pussy, yeah both ears and hah! yes nostrils At the ozzfest with nas bumping das efx in wrecked up Datsun And dropped two extra strength Watson vicodin out my pocket They cost less I’m a hot mess cause I tripped and got my head stuck In a wasp’s nest in the process awesome
Drunk as fuck One sock pulling my boxers up with boxing gloves But I keep dropping my fucking binoculars Got two fucking hydroxycuts and four oxy’s stuck in my esophagus These three lesbian little stocky sluts Thought I swallowed two hockey pucks Started screamin’ “Serves you right you cocky fuck! That’s what you get for mockin’ us Ain’t as cool as you thought you was.” Bitch all I did when I walked up was have my dick in a sock And it’s a sock puppet so no strings attached you can all suck it (Chick-uh) get it? Ah fuck it Shits about to get hairy as motherfucking Chewbacca’s nuts Cocksuckers