And well, I think I’ve gone mad Isn’t that so sad? And what a shame You’ve lost a brain That you never had
Oh, mum, check the car It can’t have gone far I must have left it on a train or lost in a bar It’s likely In a Sainsbury’s Flirting with the girls and waiting for me
I jumped on a bus, declared my name And asked if anybody had seen my brain –“Your brain was last seen going for a run. And would you sign an autograph for my daughter Laura? ‘Cause she adores ya, But I think you’re shit.” I’ve gotta look for my brain for a bit!
I stepped outside, It hurt my eyes Well, what do you expect when you’ve got no mind! I searched all day. It drove me insane Where would I be if I was my brain?
The nice nurse told me she felt my pain But she couldn’t find a single trace of my brain “Oops, I Did It Again” started playing Forget my brain, Remember my pain