This was supposed to be the big love scene Where the music gets intense, Vaseline round the lens You’re supposed to be too weak to resist me Your heart’s supposed to flip, but you didn’t read the script
It should be like Hollywood heaven now With “happy ending” in letters written so large But you don’t want my heart, you want my head In a basket, like Madame Defarge
And fade to black And fade to black
We were supposed to ride into the sunset A few more kisses stole, as the end credits roll And find that little cottage in the valley And we’d hang up our spurs, for towels marked His and Hers
You were on me like flies on a birthday cake How did I get to figure you so wrong? If I touch you now I might get frostbite We’ve gone from so warm to so long
This was supposed to be the big love scene Now I’ll walk away with a shrug, as the studio pulls the plug The Hallmark channel may call you And there’ll be no looking back, you’ll hardly have to act
And fade to black And fade to black And fade to black And fade to black And fade to black And fade to black