Here’s how to be happy: Catch the football, win the game Pass the test, grab diploma Hug mom, feel empty
Put your passion on hold Find a cheerleader, fall in love Sign the paper, buy the house Fix the tie into a noose Tie the noose
Show me someone who’s got life figured out You’re either full of ignorance, or full of doubt The difference between me and all my friends: They’ve got time to waste; I’ve got time to spend And I spent it all on you
Here’s how to be happy: Grow your hair out, quit your job Fight your boss, crash your car Dump your girlfriend, get evicted Play some riffs, smoke a cigarette Drink a beer, listen to Black Flag Smile through it, and laugh through it And smile through it, and laugh through it
But the joke’s on me But the joke’s on me But the joke’s on me But the joke’s on me Punchline straight to the face Of all the mistakes I can’t erase And all the high school friends I dropped Because they didn’t know when to stop Drunk in Isaac’s living room Next thing you know, you’re 32 To live and die in West Chester Sorry, I want something better
We’re all on opposite ends Of the depressive spectrum We’re all on opposite ends Of the depressive spectrum We’re all on opposite ends Of the depressive spectrum We’re all on opposite ends